I had my first colonoscopy today. I'm happy to report it was much easier than I had anticipated, but that, contrary to my husband's predictions, neither 'treasure' nor a 'family of squirrels' was discovered.

If you're out and about in Brooklyn tonight, we hope you'll join us at Lofty Pigeon Books for the launch event; richard scott larson will be in conversation with @grantginder! 6:30 PM.

is this a Sondheim lyric

Brooklyn: reminder. TOMORROW, April 16, Lofty Pigeon Books will host the launch event for richard scott larson's memoir, THE LONG HALLWAY!

Richard will be in conversation with Grant Ginder; details: tinyurl.com/3nx84hc5

me rn

Did every other Californian who lives in New York think 'ugh I should probably get in a doorway' but instead you just sort of sat there and waited for it to pass?

I need to know what she did

just googled “when is it time to give up and go to law school” how is everyone else doing

me editing this draft

The best part about spending thousands of hours writing a novel is the week after you finish the first draft right before you realize that every single word needs to be changed.

well, folks, see you in hell!

when they're right they're right!

did Elle Woods file this lawsuit

They had better be shooting her out of a fucking cannon wearing a fucking cape

lol this is so cunty

ladies and gentlemen we have a winner

[writes letter of resignation from teaching 18 year olds]

Millennials are ruining divorce!!!!!