It’s pretty sweet that Utah has two in State Farm teams for defensive linemen

Mom: “the food isn’t hot”
The food: (𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝)

Jarod 🥪 Mom: the food isn’t hot

The food:

The Chipettes tweet

Best roommate ever

At a concert and have had to take a dump the entire time. Avoided it for a while but now I really have to go and I’m at the point where I cannot leave bc the only thing I came for is about to happen lmao

Martinez, CA
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Thank you intern Bryan

You cannot be running a scam with a name like Sergio Wigglesworth

No one in this class understands QE, feeling very good about my chances on the final

Patrick Bailey just took a foul ball straight to the balls

Priorities

Gotta be my favorite umpire ever

Love the 'FIGHT EVERYONE' mantra

Seriously think I could at least perform at this level if they threw me in right now

I'll do it for a fifth of his salary too

The wildcard race in a nutshell #NHLPlayoffs

how did someone think it was a good idea to directly tell a room full of city councillors with a bunch of cops around them that they were going to go to their houses and kill them 😂. People go to jail for TWEETING that kind of stuff

There are like 8/30 people in my case study class here today. Going to be a ROUGH morning lmao