Can u teach me, I always wanted 2 learn fingering methods from a dyke I feel like dats meta

Hard day’s work 🧑‍🌾

All jokes aside this is legit one of the best instances of self control I’ve ever seen and it’s from Speed of all people 💀

If that was me I would have been struggling for air the second that kid said “I need this”

why do u have images of little girls in ur phone?

Lmaoooo imagine being at the function and King Kunta comes on. I woulda been in the car before the hook.

“They’re two feet tall who can even see these things”

Boomers: “your starter home shouldn’t be a Bentley”

My local estate market out here in the real world:

The planet we think we're living on no longer exists.

this the type of shit those verified onlyfans accounts be saying under popular tweets

The Israeli missile being the smaller one god this shit is so dystopian

lmao AT&T really lost 66M Americans’ social security numbers and it’s barely even news. like one in five SSNs breached. fucking insane.

Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash

The Economy is killing everyone

Strap, 2 gin bottles, dirty shorts and no lotion yeah you prolly worse than king Von

How am I supposed to explain this to my dogs?! They can’t even read!

He really unstoppable and idk how

How i look at the nigga wide open on the wing before i pull a contested 30 footer

Bro actually grew up in that suit 😭

I hope you’re okay but the way you outdo yourself with every tweet needs to be studied I never seen something like this.

literally every gangster movie tells you about this part about gangster life