Jess in New Girl

i am just a 26 year old teenage girl

begging my mom to answer her phone so she can tell me what meds to take for a stomach bug

do you think Zendaya serenades tom holland with this song

i need chelsea cutler to release the song she’s been teasing nonstop SOONER THAN IMMEDIATELY OR I’LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I DIE

giving myself affirmations like “you may be a little dumb but they haven’t fired you yet <3”

WE DID IT BOYS TICKETS SECURED

i am truly concerned for my mental health and everyone around me if i do not get Noah Kahan tickets

on my hands and knees BEGGING Sonic Drive-In to bring back the pickle slush

Elected officials making uninformed decisions about reproductive rights:

drunk texts

i’ve never felt so attacked and yet, known

It costs 0$ to retweet my art please 🙏🏾🥺

you know what i think would calm me down after hearing weird noises at night??

a true crime podcast mmm yes that is sure to help

Sorry but I would actually watch this

microdosing Hell by going to work