How’s it going?

Feel like ive been using my head too much lately

Thank you everyone he is home now to be monitored closely and taking medicine. He ate two big bars of chocolate a guest had in their suitcase.

Anbu had to be taken to the vet as an emergency today. Pls send best wishes for him to recover quickly and come home

They’ll never guess what I got them

My first new erotic writing will be dropping on OF tomorrow… it’s about a girl’s first day at college in a newly established FreeUse city…

Is anyone near Bunkyo City? 😭

Sneezed mid photo my nipple popped out 🙃

Can’t think of a place I enjoy being more than in bed 😘got everything I need right here

Did I do this trend right??

I noticed it’s become a bigger trend for sexy models (mostly Asian/cosplay?) to cover their face with their phones in photos now. Is there a reason for this?

Why is he sitting like this

Gotta remind myself not to open Twitter on public transport because my timeline is FULL of full spread ass and pussy. Sexworker problems innit

April is the most deceptive month of the year

Really disappointed by Honest Burgers who think “smash burgers” = charred beyond recognition. I LOVE smash burgers but the staff were arguing with me this level of “well done” is how all smash burgers are. (They’re not btw just try Bleeker Burger to see a smash burger done right)

Easter pho is totally a thing right??

Need some chicken puns, don’t ask me why

6 or 7 years ago I questioned why trousers like this was invented, because they seemed really impractical. I’ve seen the light. They’re just sexy. Who cares if you can’t wear underwear and have no pockets. 8/10 would wear daily

It’s the window to my cardboard forte

I need to do more stretches 🫣 can’t barely touch my toes