Happy #CincoDeMayo

The force is strong with this one 🎃 #RevengeOfThe5th
#MichaelMyers
#HalloweenKills

May The 4th Be With You🎃
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
#StarWars #StarWars Day

Next time Jamie’s uncle comes at me with a pitchfork I’ll be ready for him

Call me daddy, Tina
#StarWarsDay

I thought I saw Darth Vader in the store room! I think he used the force to unlock all the pad locks!

I’ll be needing this back Loomis so don’t run off with it like my lighter

I wish I had a lightsaber to defend myself from my father

No, you cannot stop and watch Star Wars on tv at work. I don’t care what day it is. I don’t want to hear any excuses

Halloween is strong in my family. My uncle has it. My mother has it. I have it
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou

May the beer TOTALLY be with you!
#StarWarsDay #Maythe4thBeWithYou

Who is this?! What the hell is #Maythe4thBeWithYou mean? You're probably wanting to doink my daughter. She's at Planned Parenthood probably getting a scrape. Don't call here again

Don’t try that #StarWars shit with me

May The 4th Be With You🎃
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
#StarWars #StarWars Day

Letting everyone know that we’re more than halfway to spooky season 👻
#Halloween #MichaelMyers
#HalfwayToHalloween

Letting everyone know that we’re more than halfway to spooky season 👻
#Halloween #MichaelMyers
#HalfwayToHalloween

October is 5 Months Away 🎃
#Halloween2024

October is 5 Months Away 🎃
#Halloween2024

Happy May Day!
🎃 We’re Halfway There 🎃
#HalfwayToHalloween #MayDay