My condolences to Anna Sahrling-Hamm👀, Jesse's family, Helioscope and the entire Comic community for the loss of the magnificent and irreplaceable Jesse Hamm.

I somehow just fucked up mashed potatoes so badly that I almost want to take a picture but I don’t want it to live on in perpetuity so that Buzzfeed drags me for it a year from now

Not writing today. Puppy sitting. The two activities are mutually exclusive.

Is it just me, or are these flossies everywhere?

I have a grasp on the whole short squeeze concept. I'm 100% behind it. What I don't understand is how the ACTUAL poor benefit when they can't possibly/responsibly afford to buy in. #StockMarket #ThursdayThoughts

I sure as hell won't need this, since I've (hopefully) alienated any content marketers thirsting for this particular audience. But does Grammar Girl have a hot take? qz.com/1092037/the-al…

Congratulations to whoever invents forests.

Some light reading on my birthday:

The power of words, people! #Inauguration2021

Bill Barr is really rocking his podium cleaning duties. #InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021

'You'd better wear gloves if you're going to handle that stripper!' #HomeRepairInnuendo

Three days ago, those Montana windstorms knocked out power, our nearby cell tower, and (somehow) our cable internet. Just now managed to get online. What did I miss? #BetweenBreakingNewsStories

Unsettling in so many ways.

Um... time to raise my goddamn rates...

Apparently, it takes exactly 45mph wind is to yeet a 20lb toolbox 10 feet from a covered porch into a mud puddle. #weather #Montana #isthatdogpoo

Let the pointing out begin! businessinsider.com/giuliani-claim…

I love old farts at the ER, (we're fine) thanking everyone for the 'tune up'... and grousing to his wife that their trip to the propane supplier was definitely jacked for the day.

Give it up for Rep. Matt Gaetz, the only man alive who somehow looks like both Beavis AND Butthead

Need a writer to create or proofread customer service responses to your nutjob customer base?
Not it. #publicrelations

The IRS hold music is my new jam🎶.