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Harman Singh Tomar

@HarmanSingh85

Foodie. Wino. Tourist. Fitness Expert

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calendar_today14-07-2018 15:34:20

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Dogs are a menace, Dont let a few viral videos of pet dog owners make you believe they are cute & a man's best friend, They are nothing but dangerous beasts!!

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β€˜We want to extend this opportunity to existing shareholders first.’ Byju Raveendran's inclusive vision shines through.



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Group of girls teasing and harassing a boy...

Imagine if it was vice versa, by now multiple police complaints would have been filed against the boys by a bunch of woman rights activists!!

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Looks like a pubic hair of Stallone or Schwarzenegger or Jackie Chan that fell in the urinal grew up to become this guy:

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She: Why didnt you answer my calls last night? Were you watching porn & wanking? 😠😠😠

He: No, I wasnt. πŸ˜‘

She: Liar, I dont believe you!! 😑😑 😑

He:

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In today's world, Newton would have discovered gravity just by observing drunk b*tch*s falling instead of apples 😜

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What a terrible goof up, Is this the kind of song we must be playing to welcome a guest?? The lyrics of the song means, 'Please let me go home, its 12 in the night.'

Glad he didnt understand the meaning else he would have either started dancing there or flown back home πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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