Omo! Thank God ooo.

Nigerian youths really fell for our smokescreen.

Now, they're all focused on Umahi's statement and they are no longer talking about the Maersk foolery.

Oboy, this is a good idea from our admin.

By, tomorrow, we'll release another distraction.

You're gnashing teeth because our propaganda team ignored Atiku Abubakar and faced Peter Obi, after the two condemned the demolition.

Look, you people do not have the right to tell us who to reply.

We only reply to people who are considered as a threat to us in 2027.

Nonsense

The asked you to mention just one investment attracted by Tinubu...

And you're saying Coastal Road...

I don't understand. Did you even attend our propagandists' summit last month?

I'm getting confused with our propaganda pattern.

You told us that Peter Obi did not do any project on road infrastructure.

Now, you're still telling us that Peter Obi demolished houses to create way for road constructions.

Which of these should we amplify on the TL?

You mean after the first 12 months of President Bola Tinubu, he has completely failed at attracting just 1 foreign investor.

Is this a curse or as a result of the so many bad wishes from Nigerian youths?

I think Bayo and Gbaja should quickly consult our ancestors...

Below are narratives destroyed by the 2023 election.

'The North has the numbers.'

'The North remembers.'

'We're the most educated tribe in Nigeria.'

'We're the most accommodating tribe in Nigeria.'

'The North has 350 million votes in the bag.'

'Where is your structure.'

I refuse to accept that Mearsk is not aware of the $600 investment deal.

Therefore, I wish the deal is true and pray fervently that Maersk would come back to accept the news.

I enjoin fellow progressives to join me in praying for Maersk to accept the lies of our government.

Chaii... I really miss the era of newspaper and print media.

Government go just drop lamba and people would swallow it hook, line and sinker.

Not this social media era, even before you finish typing the propaganda, Obidients don excavate the real news.

Nonsense

Dem don catch Woye. Thank God I never post my own draft.

Make quickly clear folder abeg...

Which kind disgrace be all this?

This one the entire government is now depending only on propaganda, does it now imply that Tinubu has run out of ideas?

From Dubai visa ban to Maersk $600 million investment...

How long should we continue to delete posts and keep writing corrigendum...

Please, how much are you guys buying fuel in the UK?

Because, I don't understand why some people would want to occupy the nation because they bought PMS at paltry N800 per liter.

Nonsense.

We told Nigerians say dem go wail for 8 years once we acquire power, and they thought it was a joke.

Now, e never reach 1 year and they're already crying for help. 🤣🤣

Forget all these shenanigans from our northern brothers

On a critical look, no northern governor can compete with their counterparts in the South

Just that Southerners are more critical and always holding their leaders accountable

Imagine paying N7000 as salary in 21st century

On this side, Nigerians are battling fuel scarcity and high cost

On the other side, they are facing blackout and exorbitant electricity tariff

In the middle, they are facing high inflation and food scarcity

We told you guys say una go wail for 8years. Una think say we dey joke

Dem use education swear for this man?

Anytime he hears education, all the hairs on his body would stand gidigbam.

Imagine, running down to another state to rebuilt a burnt hostel...

They should kukuma give him the father of education in Nigeria.

Wait a minute...

If you're saying Nigerians should wish Tinubu for Nigeria to succeed.

Are you now trying to say that Tinubu does not have the technical know how to make Nigeria succeed?

We have to be careful with our propaganda to avoid scoring own goals.

Because our party APC wished Nigeria bad during GEJ'S regime,

Does not imply that you people must also wish us bad.

Even the Holy Bible said we should not pay evil with evil.

I recommend the FG to appoint Shekau Abubakar as the COAS.

Appoint IDB Dende as the CG of custom.

Appoint Simon Ekpa as the Chief of Staff.

Appoint Asari Dokubo as the NNPC chairman.

We will wish them well and pray they succeed.

Wait...

The bad wishes didn't stop you from winning election.

Now, the bad wishes is stopping from performing your duties.

The problem is that Obidients do not understand how powerful good wishes could be.

Just this afternoon, I visited a food vendor in Minna and he said bag of rice is N64,000.

But when I brought my good wishes, he slashed the price to N7,000 per bag.

Good wishes are underrated.