You wanna hear a good advice? Yeah, me too.

Wheel of fortune but to determine how much you owe in taxes.

Not to brag but I’m a functioning adult.

first date idea: i make you fear for your life by letting me drive

if you eat breakfast while already thinking about lunch, you’re my kind of people

Robert Doisneau et Jacques Prévert.
Paris.

I open my heart to share it... not to have it shattered

I'm tired of having to buy shit.

You didn't become selfish, you became harder to manipulate. Don't confuse the two.

Everyone is just tweeting their own inner monologues here right?

OJ Simpson has finally got the death penalty, I see.

It’s simple. If they brighten your day, tell them.

Can't, my wife is laughing at me uncontrollably. She caught me wearing my Bugles on the end of my fingers like nails.

An eclipse isn't the end

#5wordspoet #Eclipse

Charles Marville.
Rue du Vieux Colombier, de la caserne
c.1867. Paris 6e

Oh no!

The eclipse made me post bad tweets for the last 15 years!

Anyone know the process of a no contact order? I cannot get this person out of my life. She hacked my instagram at 445am this morning. It has been MONTHS.

there’s a kindness in the eyes that only a good heart can express

Confront a manipulator about what they did wrong, and watch them make it about you.