My bedside table

Polonius: What do you tweet, my lord?

Hamlet: bangers, bangers, bangers.

P: What is the matter, my lord?

H: I need pussy from a girl with bpd

P: I mean, the matter that you tweet, my lord.

H:grippy sock footjob

P: (aside)Though this be madness, yet there is method in it

I’ve decided I’m willing to compromise on the HRT height loss thing if everyone who got shorter just acknowledges those of us who stayed the same are Built Different. Stronger. Faster. Better. 😤

In all those 'Twitter hall of fame' threads, I didn't once see this amazing gem.

i did it

I’m gonna be so powerful once I have 800cc implants

I’m definitely shadowbanned. It’s not my awful content. It’s the Musk crackdown on t words

I wish I could have a hysterical pregnancy

WATCH: Billionaire rail bosses refuse to give workers sick days. Unreasonable bosses could cause significant damage to the U.S. economy and strand vital shipments of food and fuel.

I think the problem actually is that they never have sex so all their ideas about it come from tumblr callout posts

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