When dancing and 'doing the robot', it's important to specify which robot. (I've been doing Sir Killalot this whole time)

I was at the recording and it was so so fun and the best I've ever seen him, can't recommend watching this enough❤️

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This Haaland guy is actually quite good when he's not up against Craig Dawson

It's Matt Doherty's turn to be detective in today's Premier League game of Wink-Murder.

Imagine who you have to be to set up a 'Women Posting L's' twitter account. And to then pay for a blue tick to make it look official. Imagine what his day is like.

Side note, Elaine's very funny and not selling tickets to a show is a universal rite of passage for any comedian.

Drug dealer just asked me if Pepsi was OK

we could have added a much needed 4th colour to the flags 😞

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I think I'm more of an old Gary Youngman

It's so galling to get the email that I've paid my last klarna installment of a deliveroo. Pathetic. I don't even remember it. In future I'd rather grow my own veg in the garden like there's a war on.

Did you know that if you rest a wooden spoon across the saucepan while you're boiling water in it, she still won't text you back

Fuck it, does this help

When you die, all the words you typed that had to be autocorrected start rolling like Patreon members

.Gareth Mutch was sick at The Glee Club Cardiff tonight, may his vapes always be where he left them

This is the kind of thing people who deserve to be dumped find funny

My wife just saw I have a 872 day duolingo streak and I saw what I would call a 'dollop' of love leave her eyes