Bio Beethoven, Da Vinci, Andre the Giant, Jesus...all bachelors. Best of the worst: twitter.com/i/moments/1166… Location Hell on Earth Tweets 30,0K Followers 77,0K Following 2,0K Account created 25-08-2015 01:06:17 ID 3332077285
iPhone : I wasn't exactly excited to go "make memories" at the pumpkin farm, but I must admit that watching this dude try to manuever a wheelbarrow with one hand so he doesn't have to put his latte down is something I won't soon forget.
iPhone : Instead of a baby gate, I just keep blocking the stairs off with bigger and bigger pieces of furniture. First it was a nightstand; now it's a bench. If anyone is going to get hurt on the stairs, it's going to be me.
Twitter Web App : After 40 years I still feel like I’m about to do something athletic when I put on sneakers, even though I’m well aware I’m driving my station wagon to the grocery store because there’s a sale on ground pork