The savage darkness you sense is just me trying on clothes.

My kid forgot “fortune cookies” and they shall now forever be called “wish chips”.

Stop doing things that make time go faster.

'This is from the both of us'

- my parents giving me mental illness

🎩🎶💙

Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take away his freedom.

The extent to which scientific principles are being bent to fit politically convenient conclusions is alarming.

stripped of my gym membership for running like Steven Seagal on the treadmill

I'm still pissed off about those fucking dancing Tik Tok nurses.

'Only memories, fading memories
Blending into dull tableaux
I want them back'

I can't get into anything I have a meeting in 3 hours

Me to casting director: I'm comfortable with nudity.

Director: Like I already said, this is an industrial safety film.

Me: ... still.

The remix of my bullshit is even longer and less likely to add any serious meaning to a discourse so here's a tip: sometimes I do a sold out little out of character barn burner at the beginning of side two

Don't be so focused on your career and success that you forget the truly important things. Always take time to dance on the graves of your enemies.

Infinity with dissolving crystals added, the splashes of approaching itself in blue very nice, casually short glancing at the menus of goes well corresponding appetizers. 'I'll try the infinite but I'm waiting for magazine glory to showcase minutiae as tiny plastic Excaliburs.'

my favorite sign of the apocalypse is the new dawn soap commercial where some uplifting music plays as someone washes a baby duck that they rescued from an oil spill

Woke up and realized most of my costars are dead

When I hear words like, disinformation, misinformation, bigot, democracy, or anti anything, I throw up in my mouth a little. Are there any real people anymore that can actually think for themselves ffs or has everyone morphed into a bloody parrot.

Meritocracy rules, OK?