GB NEWS
Paul Marshall, hedge fund billionaire & friend of Johnson (aren't they all?) is to step down from the board.

GBN has lost over £76 million since launch & this wk said it's going to make job cuts.

Oh dear, is it something they said Ofcom ?
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I’ve just realised I sent a photo of my willy to William Wragg’s blackmailer! The joke’s on him though because it’s so small he thought it was a photo of my little finger and replied with laughter emojis.

Nothing like your local MP Andrew Bridgen driving a sign with his face on round the constituency, only for the wind to hit it, cause an accident and now a main road is snarled up.

Caption competition anyone?

#andrewbridgen

Sage advice, @YokoOnoBot

Can you imagine a head teacher of a school giving out the number of other teachers? Or a doctor giving out the number of doctors & nurses? They’d be sacked! But yet again the Tory party has sympathy for the feckless & perverted and won’t follow the rules everyone else does.

Laurence Fox This is interesting, because i was sat across from you at lunch today in Les Arc - you spent more time on your phone updating X with pics of you carving up the slopes as ‘Old Bond’ than chatting to your kids - who were also on their phones 🤷‍♂️
#potkettleblack

My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.

BladeoftheSun I’m the form candidate.

Hardly fucking surprising, given 14 years of chronic underfunding by the Conservatives
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As Lee Anderson defects to Reform, it's worth remembering that in 2020, Lee Anderson voted for the Recall of MPs (Change of Party Affiliation) Bill - which requires a by-election if they defect.

Oh and he also described Reform leader Mr Tice as a “pound shop Nigel Farage”

Jeremy Hunt Conservatives

Andrew Bridgen is under investigation by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards (again), over allegations that he may have failed to declare financial interests in a full and/or timely manner (again).

This comes after a similar investigation that just ended in January. 🧵

Sing with a chicken in your socks.

Energy poverty perfectly summed up by Private Eye.