me and my best friend actually never stop talking, we’re actually always in a constant stream of communication. we literally don’t say bye ever we just keep texting as if the other one didn’t go MIA for a week and that’s love lmfao the yapfest never ends— only pauses 😭

once I stop wrapping my hair at night, I’m over it

I feel like every time I turn around my laundry basket is full again.

i do, actually.

“Ya know…black people” I love that sound so much. 😂

i hate to say it but them bags are useful as hell

Where are the boosters????

Start crying because you don't know why you're sad.

Baby, I thought this was Riley Burruss and Toni Braxton 😭😭😭😭😭

The govt
“if u salary and work over 40 hours a week, u will be eligible for overtime”

“If the airline cancel ya flight, lose luggage or delay flights you will be given an automatic refund”

“Non-competes are now void”

35 yr olds on Twitter: “They banning TikTok?!”

'don't piss me off' might be my favourite thing to say

As a grown woman, why would you wanna go to prom with your son ??? lol I really think some women think their son is their man and vice versa

Daddy strollers >> men walking in the hot ass sun wearing suits

i wish a nigga would call me sum shit

I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit on here, but this is just EVIL

between 5-7am yes.

2011 tumblr ass post

A man never planning a date taking me no where putting in effort in to make my day or weekend special is not the man for me

y’all are very strong. you get about 2 weeks and I better not see, hear or smell another bitch around you.

My TL suddenly realizing we all grew up like this. 😂