Of course they would take an epic name like Tiamat and give it to a bunch of sauropod vertebrae of all things 😩

Fearful symmetry :B

You don't get this chunky eating celery

A new paper just dropped suggesting O. megalodon probably had a more elongated body than currently imagined... I'm taking the chance to plug my pet speculation that regardless of shape it was constantly followed by a retinue of smaller sharks that benefited from its huge size...

Solo se acuerdan de Tláloc cuando hay sequía, pero el resto del año Jesús ésto y la virgen de Guadalupe aquello... :B

Like when you hear rumors of a recently discovered fossil creature and you draw a pretty conservative piece of what you imagine is gonna be like, but then it's published and it turns out to be a weirdo and you happily embrace it :B

Dear INTERNET EMPRESS OF SHARKS AND BONES (she/they) 🦈

No. :B

How else are they gonna pretend to be harmless whale sharks and lull whales into a false sense of security? Or maybe its the whale sharks mimicking them. Either way, have them spots!

Very lively night- I can hear coyote, nightjar, dog, cane toad and peacock all at the same time. I'm also 90% sure I heard a puma last night....

I stepped on a broken piece of wood, basically a stake fit for vampires- went through the sole of my foot and now walking hurts like hell. Now I missed my daily run. Fuck. 😩

Ok, this is tool use in insects and I won't have anyone contradict me :B

Do not try to open a bottle of frozen soda, it explodes in your face! XD Hurt like hell and the blast was so powerful I never found any remnants of the bottle at all! Also don't stick your hand in a jaguar 's cage even if it's asleep. Nothing happened that time but still...

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Pachycrocuta! Look at the size of her! Nice. Very nice :B

Aquatic train! :B Hop on, if you dare!

A sabercat I drew last night inspired by the work of my brother in arms SergeiMerjeevski
We don´t have any carnivorans as literally sharp today- 18 claws, bladelike fangs, in some species even the incisors and premolar were serrated. The largest were bigger than tigers or lions!

The obscure tayra is basically the Neotropic's wolverine. Sure, it's smaller, but it's got the same attitude; sometimes will even go after deer! Mustelids as a whole have never really believed that they were replaced by cats as top carnivorans... :B

Petition for him to live another 98 years? :B