Every time.

Responding to everyone's tattoo pics with 'That's nice. Is it supposed to be Superman?'

The old knees are really not liking leg day today. Too many superhero landings I guess.

Meanwhile the worm has announced that it will run against him.

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We are pleased to announce submissions are now open for our sixth Crow Calls collection, a collection honoring the spirit of rebelliousness, rebirth, and the artistic unity that helped birth our very publishing house. See comments for submissions details 🖤 #CrowCalls

I need Linda Belcher to narrate this

Tickled to death by Peenhead because I mispronounced their name.

...oops

Watching Fallout made me start up a new Fallout 4 game. Last time I was a sniper and a sneak. This time I think I'll go full gunslinger.

After the success of our DEAD LETTERS anthology, we're happy to announce that we'll be working with editor Jacob Steven Mohr again next year with THE JOINING: SCENES OF WEDDING TERROR, an anthology of matrimony-themed horror!

Stay tuned for submission guidelines later this year.

In celebration of my birthday today, Nocturnal Farm and Nocturnal Salvation are FREE!

Offer your neck and get bitten today 😉🩸

What's that kids song that's like 'ladybug, ladybug, fly away home. Your children are slaughtered. Your lands lie in ruin'?

Strange mixed feelings after having had so much fun at Liverpool Comic Con, but also hearing about the passing of Bernard Hill. Still, I got to meet some amazing people and I'm glad of that.

Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

RIP. I was supposed to meet him this weekend, after having admired him for so long. I'm heartbroken.

One to go. Now I know how Thanos felt when he got the Time stone.

I'm glad I don't have access to my skill tree. I bet that thing is a mess.

Bankai

Loved the challenge of getting a story across in just 200 words, and I'd love you to read it. My eldest daughter was fascinated in the process and asked a ton of questions. So, a special moment for me was topped off by having my submission accepted by such a cool press 🖤

Wookies are notoriously bad at Hide and Seek

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