Today is Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “First Sunday in May”). And today isn’t about getting hammered on margaritas and celebrating Mexico, which is my favorite South American country. This holiday honors America’s resounding victory over Mexico in the Battle of the Alamo.

Let us…

Forget the Masters, this is a tradition unlike any other.

Now on the tee, the Philadelphia Flyers!

Penguins need to fire Matt Canada

#AirYellens

Makes sense that a hockey franchise that hasn’t won anything since the 70’s is mimicking a movie franchise that hasn’t won anything since the 70’s

Joe Flacco was named NFL Comeback Player of the Year over Damar Hamlin. Which only goes to show that, in pro football, returning to play after standing at the brink of death is less impressive than leading the Cleveland #Browns to the playoffs.

It has been 10,215 days since the Cowboys last won a Super Bowl

Seems like long time, but then you realize it has been 17,765 days since the Flyers last won a Stanley Cup. Easily the longest drought in the history of sports.

We’ve had over 50 presidents, many of them great, but one president towers above all others.

Ben Franklin literally invented electricity, democracy, capitalism, currency, and freedom. If you won’t admit that, you hate America and liberty

Happy #PresidentsDay Sir. We miss you

New Kensington! Skyy Moore

I am boycotting the NFL next week this shit has been atrocious officiating

Benny Kyrie better be careful or he’ll flop off the edge of the flat earth.

A friendly reminder that in 1992/93 Mario Lemieux finished the season with 160pts in only 60 games, including 69 goals. He was also diagnosed with cancer & missed 2 months of the season & returned in March & went off with 46pts in his final 15 games. Let that sink in for a sec.

Happy to see Dr. Dre is trending. Might just be an old guy complaining here, but sometimes I feel like motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

hey Elon Musk, any plans to be able to cast content to the #model3 screen from phone/other device? I’m waiting outside of kids’ practice and I want to watch the game! (Sorry for actual Tesla question and not twitter hysteria.)

The Penguins gave up the tying goal because of a rule that’s designed to protect players from head injuries. There is irony, and then there is that.

At least the Maple Leafs have won a Stanley Cup more recently than the team with the longest Cup drought, the Philadelphia Flyers.

May the 17,144th (days since the Flyers last Stanley Cup) be with you.

We DO NOT want Mason Rudolph as the Starting QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2022. That much we do know. #Steelers #NFL

It has been 17,000 days since the Philadelphia Flyers last won a Stanley Cup.

My favorite part about the Flyers losing 8-3 to the Rangers is that it’s a vast improvement from the last time that they played the Rangers.