*as much as the thief usually would prefer to…

Stay out of prisons….that line of thought is making this bat…consider tempting fate.*

*today…is an extremely lazy day for the thief in question*

*at last, she’s been freed from that trap!

Unfortunately, lost dignity isn’t as easy to regain after such an incident—*

*her arms are getting tired from the position she’s in….

The bat would appreciate help getting down!*

//also learning how many of you want to smooch the bat—

*the thief you’re looking for is….preoccupied…

Arrogance led to her tripping a trap…and is now currently stuck to a nearby wall*

*the thief is….groggier than usual…not a good thing for someone who needs to stay alert*

*the bat in question is now wondering if she somehow tripped some sort of high tech security system!

Last time she tries to steal from somewhere this run down!*

//outside of the usual nom stuff…

For those with rears, guts, or sacks big enough, facesitting/smothering antics are always welcomed //

//due to forgetting that work shift starts starts in the afternoon and not the morning, I do exist at the moment