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❤️Hush Jared🤙

@HushJared

Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! See the same tweets and a Great Value Tik Tok at https://t.co/qTJ7keqLhW He/Him BLM

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Me: I just wanna watch this cooking video

YouTube: You wanna listen to smooth winter jazz with a cracklin' fireplace, you little vibe whore??

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The Gift of the Magi except it’s me turning off my ceiling fan because she gets cold in the night and her taking off her fuzzy socks because they make my skin crawl

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Coolness instructor: Okay here’s your denim jacket and aviators. Now go lean on that wall under the “no loitering” sign and work on your finger guns

Baby Cucumber: [taking copious notes]

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Me: If you were a vehicle, what would you be and why? I think I’d be a hearse coz…

Friend: O bc you’re slow and nobody wants to be inside you?

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The phase in a relationship when you start passing gas in front of each other… well, that’s called a fartnership

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If I built a snowman I’d probably be normal about it. I wouldnt pretend it was Parson Brown or any of that nonsense

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Work email: “can you believe it’s already time for _____ again?”

Me: [has never, in my life, heard or thought of _____]

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