Necking on the tube escalator at CANARY WHARF is crazy. This is the most loveless place in London, I wish I had tomatoes to throw

Drake shouldn’t be allowed to call Black people both racists AND Niggas. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

LOOOOOL

there's a new sheriff

acab doesn’t include him

that’ll be enough from you

i know about 15 autistic people that would shoot you with a gun point-blank for doing this

W E L C O M E to O L Y M P I A

Me when someone says “my partner” instead of wife/husband

If D was Bajan looool

Y'all hate fun

LOOOL what’s sending me is how specific the artists she mentioned are like you wouldn’t know who they are if you don’t listen to soca so I dnt get how she got the genre wrong

They’re so cute 🥺

Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face

Egyptian baddies in 1400 BC

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

He was sooo embarrassed 😭

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Nigerians have the most poetic insults 😭😂