😅

Woke up to the news, Man with unfortunate name scores hatty.

All you kids going downtown to enjoy the festivities, have a blast, and be safe.

Sigh. That wind kept me up all night.

Feels like nap-thirty.

How many of you can say, I own a flames tape measure?
I'm so beyond special.

Post your own jokes at will.

So what does a poor boy do for fun on a Sunday? Why, look up flights to thialand of course.

Lasagna for breakfast?
I think so.

Decanter.
Funny name.
Seems like an oxymoron to me.
(De) (can't) er

Don't do drugs.

Sorry Mr. Spider in the toilet bowl.
Today is not your day.

Thanks.

🙂

Brenden Frasier in 'the whale', is beyond good.

Delete. Jesus christ.

Me when I realize nobody cares about my dumbass tweets.

It's a fuxking miracle I'm typing. Let alone debating moral direction of a tweet of a stranger.
Let's be friends.

(Hic)

Don't blasphemize some persons bad tweet, as it's the person.
Cut her/him some slack.
We have all posted something we regret.
I'm as guilty.

Oppenheimer is on prime!
Night made.

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Lmao at hnic....'same ol song and dance'