Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.

Looks like a 1930 Vintage western belt, should be around $300 or so.

It's called a water salute.

Either one of the pilots is retiring or the plane is having its final flight or it's first flight. It's just some form of a salute.

What are we supposed to do with this?

First time you're getting attention from a man??

My homeboys tryna quarrel over a 304 they should've thrown away after a one night stand.

Finished men.

When you say 4% people don't even understand the share scale of that market plunge.

Maersk total market capitalization is $183.4 Billion, a 4% dip in 12 hrs means the company lost $7.3 Billion of their market shares over a $600 million fake news peddled by an APC spokes person.

Do Kwon in prison
SBF in prison
CZ in prison

The last 4 years has been really wild for the crypto community.

The kind money I dey find for this life even my mama go talk say I dey greedy if she hear am, but Big big things ni mo like.

Smokers don't give a fuck about status, who mole weed doesn't matter.

There's nothing good about the two groups of women

No sane person should be walking around naked, like they're still in the stone age.

Also no sane person should walk around covered in black like a masquerade on a hot afternoon.

Kidnappers go just dey scroll through comment section to pick their preferred victims

If I really fuck with you I don't mind emptying my account for you as long as it's something you really need.

People should be allowed to hate Nigeria, you can't force patriotism down the throat of people you swore to protect and carter for when all you do is kill their dreams.

The whole world is controlled by Blackrock and Vanguard.

Dapper boys dey para

Been up all night.
The kind sleep I dey go sleep rn ehn.

No woman wants a serious relationship they all want free attention.

A man with pure intentions still wants sex.
We are adults ..let’s not hide from the truth

Just this morning, a lady legit flashed her kitty at me thinking I was a man.

For context I was wearing a dark hoodie and I was in the car. The minute she noticed I was a lady, she ran into her car.

I have never been so confused 🫤