This dudes cologne last night made me sneeze so many times and so violently that I think I cracked a rib (the rib has been previously broken, but still)

How did we get to the point in society where the only ppl who come to the bar are boomers and sex pests

@Ihatethomyorke Awooga

Bahama Jon @Ihatethomyorke hung it above the throne

@Ihatethomyorke Oof.

@Ihatethomyorke We skip steps here and have the bar owners be the rapists

@Ihatethomyorke I do believe so and it seems terrifying frankly

@Ihatethomyorke nytimes.com/2023/08/29/sci…

@Ihatethomyorke Damn dude that’s a lot

@Ihatethomyorke the SOV?

connie @Ihatethomyorke We all know who the real Villains are

@Ihatethomyorke Sorry to hear that.

@Ihatethomyorke I went around to knock and ask if it’s their pet but this was on the front porch lmao

@Ihatethomyorke And rumor has it they are talking about opening a restaurant together 😂

@Ihatethomyorke The ole pallet cleanser

@Ihatethomyorke Especially since she apparently had dementia or similar at the end. Travesty.

@Ihatethomyorke NEED TO HEAR THE DEETS

@Ihatethomyorke Yes of course.

@Ihatethomyorke Every time.

@Ihatethomyorke two guys pretend to be eachother and fight