Dr Mrs The Mothman
Android : I want summer
Bio dead from the neck up 🛸
venmo: @kayleigh-rose666
Location Hamtramck, MI
Tweets 4,2K
Followers 233
Following 593
Account created 26-02-2017 19:30:42
ID 835935137791688706
Android : I want summer
Android : Yes twitter.com/Brandazzle/sta…
Android : pineal gland decalcifier I cannot figure out what I did to leave such an impression on this man other than run up (2) $300 bar tabs at fancy cocktail bars
Android : "Hey K it's me, the guy you went on two dates w a year ago and told you that I loved you and also that I own a nazi officers gun
Anywhooo how ya been? Haha u seeing anybody right now?"
Time to get a new phone number!
Android : 🏴Thicola Snacco🏴 If you can't handle me at my sweatpants you don't deserve me at my summer of george
Android : What I wore outside to get my taco bell from the Uber eats man
Android : Crying bc somebody gave an injured parrot a prosthetic beak
Android : Tried to save a squirrel that got hit by a car but then another car hit it before I could get to him and it popped like a fucked up corpse balloon and if I had been a few inches closer maybe I woulda been sprayed w squirrel blood how's yr day going?
Android : pineal gland decalcifier I love an open floor plan
Android : Lol help my mom thinks AOC is gonna put her in a "reeducation camp" and Im at a loss here
Android : Lookin like the unemployment site is going down for maintenance tomorrow which hopefully means they're updating it so I can get fuckin paid. It's been four weeks! Please give me money!
Android : Bahama Jon Heinous!
Android : Justin Coates ☦️ I have not so purely hated anything this much in so long
Android : New most cursed thing: Richard Cheese WAP cover
Android : Love when guys are like I'm a doctor and a pilot and I'm like cool I'm out of shape and uneducated
Android : Boredom got to me and I downloaded tinder again and just in case you were thinking of doing the same thing: it's still all boring quicken guys and poly couples