The alternate account won't let me tweet. But we're going live

WE FUCKING TAKE THOSE

NOBLETIGER?

Fuck you I'm upper medium

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

Your Curmudgeonliness🌻 Edward Luce Reporters are scared of rich people because they are employed by them

just watch baseball. this is what baseball is and why it exists

Any of my South Sound people able to help out?

I'm not even allowed to make this character in 2K

Can the Mariners franchise just be absorbed by the rest of MLB? Every other team already owns us anyway

Pokémon GO Cowboy Hat Caterpie please

Two things to remember today: don't look directly at the eclipse without proper eyewear, and two, unless you enjoy being paid in pizza parties, unionize your workplace.

is this anything

made a flowchart for the 2024 seattle mariners

South Carolina looks too big for Iowa to deal with

caitlin clark is on pace for 72 points against the undefeated gamecocks in the national championship game lmfao

LET'S FUCKING GO, UNITED

That was just a great game. More of that please, Sounders