alive and sleep deprived

what’s a show you wish you could watch again for the first time?

mister glassman! he’s really soft spoken!

i went to a breakfast spot this morning and sat in this cool outdoor patio area that had a peaceful rustic vibe with trees and hills as the view. then some guy at the table next to us put on a vision pro and started live streaming to instagram.

1/10 experience. will probably not…

so sauerkraut is good for you right? pickle juice is super hydrating/full of electrolytes. so i thought, “sauerkraut juice is probably like a good mix of both!” and i drank a bunch of it this morning.

well, it is good for you, but it’s also a laxative.

and i am SHIIIIIT-ING

new stupid song on my second account!! stream it or don’t!!

open.spotify.com/track/1J2q0670…

putting the voice note button over here was an evil update

dying??

i’m so gassy i wouldn’t be surprised if i just exploded

twenty one pilots is releasing new music and suddenly my seasonal depression is over

Our new album Clancy is available everywhere May 17 TOP.lnk.to/Clancy

damn, sad song came out 7 years ago today.

i usually keep a mental note of the random products or clothing brands my girlfriend mentions she's obsessed with so i'll have an idea for perfect gifts to get her. she unintentionally does all the work of coming up with a thoughtful gift for herself. recently she hasn't been…

what’s your favorite song rn??

someone referred to me as a “smiley fuck” recently and now i am determined to never smile again

die??

does anyone have any old clips from shows i’ve done i wanna feel something