You guys, there's this lady on the 'Etsy' who made my portrait with a santa hat on :) I feel so fashionable. Mume asked her to peas make me sit like I do in real life, and she did it so well! Go buy a doug portrait and say hello from your bestie! etsy.com/no-en/shop/Ull…

Ok so I had big plans to go pee, but Asper just woke up from a nightmare and scooted over to lie as close to me as dogly possible. So here I stay 😭💚

Waiting for the torrential rain to pass in a bus shed

*googles «is my dog spoiled?»*

It’s hecking adorable

Mume brush. I shake. Poof :)

Okay so Asper isn’t supposed to sleep in my bed until morning cuddles. But you see, I had no choice - he asked! And gave me THAT look. The ‘peas I am just a littol guy’ look.

Asper the poodle pup has a concern when Cid is coughing. He wants to give him cuddles. Ralph Ineson Here he is ready for cuddles.

How do I explain to my puppy that boss music doesn’t mean ‘playtime’? Twice now he’s gone and gotten a toy for me to throw (green spikey bol for Fafnir and a kong for Midnight Raven) as it gets intense and I’m concentrating. 🙄 Magemasher22 - REBIRTH IS HERE!!!

Asper is my Sony model

How do I explain to a puppy that the feeling he has is that he's really tired, and that he needs to REST, not play more? Ingrid Jackson 🐺 Nika Pogačar British Matt help he's upset and tired and whining because I won't play any more.

this video of aragorn running like a lunatic

What are your thoughts when people advert their commissions under your tweets? I feel like there's a better word than rude, but it's like rude, right? I think it is

Hvorfor skjer dette alltid med meg ,w,

Mine hare :)

Eepy man with his chickenfish Leona_F

i love crevicedwelling because every third post will be like 'i fed the slugs a new type of leaf. look how happy they are!' and every slug will look exactly like this

Asper just put his two front feet in his bed and then streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetched one of his back leg as far back as it went. I've never seen something so elegant and silly in my life! Such a ballerina man :)