If any of my mutals want a Bluesky code, DM me. My list just finished and I currently have one available.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRANK THIS HYPE TO ELEVEN!!!

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Magic: The Gathering IM JUST SAYING YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING REAAAAAAALLYYY FUNNY RIGHT NOW
#MTGxWHO

.Ron DeSantis, your willful ignorance is unacceptable. Chattel slavery wasn’t an innocent jobs program—it was a crime against humanity.

Black people did not benefit from being owned, dehumanized, raped, beaten, terrorized, and killed for generations.

Somebody’s feeling insecure about their sexuality.

𝕏𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 trending now that people realize how it's pronounced.

Cool, cool, I’ve been looking for a bank with unreliable technology and more Nazis.

@lindayacc

@lindayacc Hi Linda! How come every time I click on the X logo in the upper right corner of my screen, the window keeps closing. Do you know when you’ll be fixing that?

Haters, the rebrand is yet another genius masterstroke from the Rocketman, and the only mistake our brave hero has made since purchasing this website is not paying Mr. Catturd his hard-earned American dollars.

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Porn bots, hell. This piece of shit app can't even load its own gifs 90% of the time. We're supposed to follow Elon's 'innovative genius' into realms unknown? Seriously? He's the exhausting, useless twit in every monster movie who you pray the heroes tie to a tree as bait.

Twitter's new brand.

I cannot count the times that someone closing an application will say they 'X'd out of it.'

The brand is now literally about closing the app.

HBO: After spending a generation establishing our brand as the place filmmakers want to be we've decided to rebrand as the place known for softcore porn.

Twitter: Hold my beer.