These heavily Y2K inspired pop confections have an opportunity to reunite the cast of Lizzie McGuire in a music video format and they aren’t seizing that very clear W.

Exhibit A:

I’m thique rn don’t judge me 🙈

I miss when White people made really good White music. Like this is top shelf Caucasity right here. 😮‍💨🤌🏾

I think I’m Usher Raymond IV lol

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bc after beyoncé headlined no one could ever top her since

RIIVERDANCE into II HANDS II HEAVEN into TYRANT is so truly insane

Beyoncé's 'COWBOY CARTER' expected to remain at #1 the Billboard 200 for a second week with 131K units (via HITS Daily Double).

It will become her longest running #1 album in over a decade.

me listening to BODYGUARD

y’all are the reason she keeps asking us for money like

Final Destination.

“COWBOY CARTER” officially becomes Beyoncé’s album with most #1s on official charts worldwide, surpassing “Lemonade”.

im not beefing with nobody at work

The fact that a sect of Christians interpreted yesterday’s eclipse as the doom of God and not the beauty and brilliance of God is super telling of how they process the function of God.

Having the No.1 Dance and Country album at the same time is something crazy,

“hangman… answer me now. you owe me a debt. you stole him from me. I hated you once; I envy you now. just tell me how.”

damn.

Beyoncé broke into the industry writing majority of the songs on all of the Destiny Child albums. Some of their biggest hits were written by Beyonce (Bootylicious, Survivor, Independent Women Part II, etc.). In 2002, Beyonce received Songwriter of the Year from American Society…

“You don’t want to let me in your genre? Now I’m going to take it over.” - A Virgo

For the third time in her career, Beyoncé charts all eligible songs from her album on the Billboard Hot 100 simultaneously:

2016, “Lemonade” — 12 songs
2022, “RENAISSANCE” — 16 songs
2024, “COWBOY CARTER” — 23 songs

Kelly Rowland said, “You know I’m not gon diss you on the internet, cuz my mama taught me better than that,” and the girls didn’t listen