I wasn’t built from millions of years of stardust to “reply to an email”

Both Anne Frank and Hind Rajab were children who got killed for their ethnicity by fascist states. It is a completely appropriate comparison, you are only disgusted because you view Palestinians as less than human

I bet rebooting feels so good to a computer

oddly specific

This is what I'm picturing when people say microplastics

People used to just die. We used to be a proper country 🇬🇧

me age 103 sensing the grim reaper close by and fumbling to turn off my camera before i pass away live on a Teams call, traumatising my younger colleagues for the next eight decades of their working lives

the co-op live arena 5 minutes before a show starts:

Co-op lives actually bottled it 😭

dont think it is mate 💀

The Co-Op Live has done the impossible, and is even more useless than a Co-Op self-checkout.

can already smell the documentary

POOR GUY JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF HOW TO TIE ROPES..

Russell Brand was baptised in The Thames. Decades of filth, used condoms and the smell of rotting fish, were all washed off of the former celebrity.

The woke mob are trying to cancel dying from a heart attack 😤😤😤😤😤 x

tapping the sign

how is it that i can only write lyrics when im listening to other peoples songs???

WHY do I choose the bear?

Men, this is a hypothetical question and you STILL won’t take no for an answer.

The replies on this are honking. British people would rather defend the profit margin of a supermarket than conceive of a world beyond their own drudgery.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It's like seeing my favourite band live.