Holy shit!
OJ died!
Next stop, Hell.

From this day forward, April 1st will be known as:
'Don't buy meme stocks with shitty fundamentals whose only claim is that they're tied to an orange circus clown' Day.

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I would vote for a shit Biden’s dog took before I would vote for Donald Trump.

Do they not teach kids about the 'Articles of Confederation' anymore?

Wait till they find out George Washington wasn't really our first president...🤣🤣🤣

What does US aid to Ukraine look like?

It was made for Eastern Europe💥

Outside of Avdiivka, the 47th Mechanized Brigade uses M1A1 Abrams Tanks to slow the Russian advance.

While only 31 were given so far, the 47th says they’ve been used for over a month with great effect 🔥

All these MAGAmorons complaining that Orange-glo's fraud case was unfair because there was no victim....

Go fill out a loan app.
Put a couple of lies in the documentation...
I dare you....I double dare you...
See what happens..🤣🤣🤣

Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.

Chiefs win in OT.
MAGA meltdown in 3....2....1..🤣🤣🤣

MAGA: 'Donald Trump has complete and total absolute immunity!'

Also MAGA: 'Joe Biden should be arrested and thrown in jail!'

Me: 'So, you admit Trump doesn't have absolute immunity?'

MAGA: 'Wait....what? Oh, fuck!'

I have been made aware that some people don't like my 'occasional' use of adult colorful language.

OK, I hear you.

Still going to do it, I'm not changing a fucking thing. But you've been heard. Now fuck off!

As I recall, the MAGA faithful said they would NEVER watch the NFL again after Colin Kapernick took a knee.

So how the fuck do they know Taylor Swift has been at games??

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Joni Mitchell performed at the Grammys tonight for the first time at age 80, after winning her 10th Grammy, this one for best folk album.
If you don't know, Joni is, and always has been, a complete and total badass!

I have a GSD.
I recently went from a full sized bed to a queen. A bump up in size to be sure.
How is it that I have less room now than before?
Same dog, bigger bed, less room for me....something ain't right....

To all my fellow dog people.
12 days ago, my baby boy Konnor was attacked in a parking lot by a pit bull.
The dog jumped out of the guys truck and gave my boy a good bite.
It infected. He'll be fine.
Just remember, always be aware.

And there are NO bad dogs! Shitty owners? Yup!

In Praise of Charlie Sykes
@sykescharlie

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Love and support to Ukraine 💙🇺🇦

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I've been saying it for years.
Taylor Swift is proof that some things in America are still good & decent. Talented, hardworking young woman who built an empire. Literally living the American Dream.

The fact that she makes the MAGAMorons cry is just icing on the cake.

@Luchiinthehouse