Hey men... if you are blessed by her, thank her!

Someone just asked me about the first time I fell in love... that was a watershed moment!

I'm so glad my dad raised me to be a man!

Hey ladies... tell me why I'm sexy.

Hey people, why do you follow me on TwiX?

Unfortunately this seems to be the case!

If I were to 'unalive' an undocumented immigrant, would it be documented?

Best kicker moment ever!

youtube.com/watch?app=desk…

So, in a fit of lust, I asked 3 times for lingerie pictures. I received none. 😞

Do better women!

WHO'S READY👇TO GO BACK?😐

I built 100 wells in Africa to provide clean drinking water for up to 500,000 people! This is one of my favorite videos I’ve ever made 🥰 (all ad rev will go towards getting people in need water)

Hey ladies,

Will you trust me to protect you?

Dear men,

Respect her. Period.

If you've ever had a child and don't get it... YOU'RE FUCKING EVIL!

Hey ladies... flirt with me?

Oh, and yes... the women will be protected!

Guess what... I've never met Johnny or half the dudes I follow here. I GUARANTEE I'll follow them all into battle!

Dare me, you disgusting Democrats!

Hey ladies...

What's the best way to hold you?