*gets pregnant in the Ikea parking lot just so I can use the Expectant Mothers parking space*

I'm single by choice!

My husband: I'm right here!

I finished all of my chores in my dream and now I need to rest.

This that “pull yo dress up real quick” weather

A really good hug is a magical little thing

You’re so pretty I’d let you fart on my pizza.

In my defense, they embarrassed me in the comic book store.

Today is brought to you by: watching your kid become a person you admire

Your insecurities are not anyone elses problem.

Looking someone in the eye and realising that you could be in their shoes, and all that separates you is luck, is what empathy is all about 🤍

I'm quite happy to make an arse and a tit of myself.

Thank you very much!

😊😂💜😉

Inspawctor Jack checking in on the pool fence progress

Creative people without supervision and the urge to start new projects when the execution of the current one gets boring

Today is brought to you by: spending time with the ones you love

Touch my butt not my coffee

The smell of rain from an oncoming storm is delicious.

I colour in my kid’s drawing book like I was starved of crayons for my entire childhood.

Happy on the inside… positive and excited about life on the outside 🤍

Happy 5 year anniversary to #BBCGhosts ! We’ve loved you from the start and we still love you today. You’ve brought so much joy, laughter, tears, & friends into all our lives. What an absolute treasure you’ve given the world of television comedy! So proud of you.❤️👻