A slice of my life, a drabble of my past, a five minute moment of misery now up Five Minutes . Forget sticks and stones, words... words leave deeper scars.

Discovered that I’m quoted by ⁦Merriam-Webster⁩ in their story about 10 Words You Don’t Seem to Hear as Much These Days and how cool is that for a word nerd like me? My word: dungarees. merriam-webster.com/wordplay/words…

Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood is closer to the end of the Second World War than it is to today. Enjoy your cornflakes.

It's a bit grotty, but I can finally see what all the fuss is about for myself!

#IYKYK
#OldWeirdScotland

I Iove this one cuz it’s so dividing amongst alien fans. I’m an instigator by nature ;)

OPENING DAY FOR SWORD & SORCERY SPLATTER ANTHOLOGY! MAY 1ST to JULY 1ST.
LINK BELOW ⚔️🗡🛡
SLAUGHTERHOUSE PRESS 💀

OOOOOH you make this hard, don't you, with your excellent skin-themed stories!

Our bones ache as we lug our overflowing burlap sack, laden with your creepy slush.

Keep sending them in. Call closes end of May.
Visit bagofbonespress.com/submission-cal… for details of what and how to submit!

Oof #CalvinandHobbes

Yes, we want YOU, the writer, to die in your story. How else are we to claim your soul?
You could be a peripheral character or a cursed narrator, BUT be inventive as there's only 8 places up for grabs.
(Poster now with correct website address EEK 🐀🐁)
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Seventy years ago today, Glasgow launched its short-lived prohibition on potatoes. While few remember this episode, it's an important part of our city's social history. You can read more about it on our latest plaque.

#glasgow #humour #scottishhumour #glasgow history

You used to be able to claim 'ALIEN is so timelessly crafted that it looks like it could still be released today!' but you can't anymore because let's be real: almost nothing being produced now looks remotely as great as ALIEN did 45 years ago.

I'd love to reach more readers, if possible, so here's a wee re-introduction! Retweets appreciated!

Hello, my name's Emma and I'm a Scots language author and journalist!

I write in the leid and about the leid (sometimes at the same time) and tell stories that span generations.

Pleased to squeak that our first anthology is now LIVE until midnight July 31st.
For more details, check the submission page here 👇
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Mary Oliver • Why I Wake Early

'First the man takes the drink, then the drink takes the man.' Sculpture created based off an old Irish saying.

Nestled among Saturn's retinue of moons, lies one of the most enigmatic celestial bodies: Iapetus. Among its many peculiar features, one stands out prominently, a towering mountain ridge that encircles its equator like a cosmic belt. 1/

For sharing my thousandth finished astrophoto to the world, I thought I would put together a compilation showing what my 6 year journey looked like.

This mosaic of our moon is an intimate look at my photos, from embarrassing early photos to viral shots that shaped my career.