I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: science is a coastal elite cuckhoax.

Actual footage of this EGOT winner and King of France being super thankful today for Sephora flash sales, maroon blazers, and a job you can’t get fired from no matter how hard you try.

The US is a gun fetish cosplaying a country not overtaken by the death fantasies of inadequate men.

The US is a gun fetish cosplaying a country not overtaken by the death fantasies of inadequate men.

I bet the sandwich wouldn’t turn a blind eye to sexual abuse like an angry coward.

George Floyd would have turned 50 years old today if not for cowardly statist thugs.

Sure, Genocidal Pillager Columbus was pretty good at getting very very lost, but he was even better at raping, enslaving, murdering, and spreading pestilence.

Something tells me Gambling Addiction Cokehead Mike managed his money better than Sweaty Fraud Evangelist Mike.

It’s a capitalist shame that all that obscene wealth can’t buy a sense of irony.

When you graduate summa cum fraud from Trump University

Capitalism: trickling down bootstraps since the Industrial Revolution.

Obviously a lie, this has always been the code.

Banner week for the conservative wing of the sex offender registry.

Brought to you by the “I guess apocalyptic climate change is pretty bad but have you heard about pronouns” gang.

I dunno, Russell. “They’re after me because my YouTube wellness influencing makes me dangerous” is an awfully weird way to say “I’m a violent serial rapist and my criminal past is catching up with me”.

Also Florida schools: I guess some people are too good to apply the skills they learned while enslaved for their personal benefit.

Nothing like a gag order 77 years late.

Solidarity is so late August.

The only difference is when you say @repboebert ‘s name three times, a trashdrunk daytime possum locked in a custody battle appears before you.

I guess being the corny cubmaster of a bunch of racist, sexist dorks isn’t the good look they think it is.