When’s the last time you had to explain to a “bartender” how to make a drink and what was it?

Tonight I had to explain what’s in an Aperol Spritz.

I need an explanation what the “Golden Locker” trophy(?) is about…

SGA struggled against a Zionless pelicans team meanwhile Ant blew out a super team

Levels to this

Pelicans what kind of fucking play was that???? Unreal choke job. This OKC team is fucking annoying.

God I fucking HATE the OKC Thunder with every inch of my body!!!!
#BringBackOurSonics

And with that single, Julio is turning into Ichiro right in front of our eyes!

Jiant Penis Crawford. Doing it all himself today.

if Rudy doesn't win DPOTY and if Naz doesn't win 6th Man of the Year, I'm gonna storm the NBA Offices like Jan 6th (i know we said we wouldn't make those jokes anymore)

Seattle Mariners

Welp time to whip this out early in the season.

Damn you John Stanton…THESE ARE FUCKING FIRE 🔥 (and you’re giving away a free Griffey jersey?)

🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

This West Coast mind cannot comprehend train travel that connects to 3-4 major cities within several hours.

When national media finally pays attention:

this is real btw

Yeaaaaa I think Julio is gonna be just fine

Seriously? It’s a racist-ass song!