Bart: What do [the Stonecutters] do there?
Homer: What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
Lisa: You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
Homer: Not as such, no.

This shit is no different than when one of my grad school teachers said he'd never go back to Germany because Angela Merkel let 'terrorists' into the country.

The sad thing is I can totally see Tracy Flick saying this.

.Vice President Kamala Harris Harris traveled to Tucson, AZ where she delivered a powerful speech on the fight for reproductive freedom.

📸: Frederic J. Brown

'Say it. I mean it. Say 'Roy Cohn, you are a homosexual.' And I will proceed, systematically, to destroy your reputation and your practice and your career in New York State, Henry. Because I can do that.'

Rewatching the pilot for The People vs. O.J. Simpson and my admiration for Larry Larry Karaszewski and Scott Alexander's work grows stronger with every viewing. (Not to mention it being the best thing Ryan Murphy's ever had his name on.)

It's too bad Jeff Wells isn't going to Cannes. I was looking forward to reading his blog entry about missing this year's Palme d'Or so he could see the Kevin Costner movie a month before it opens stateside.

OJ and Johnnie Cochran are keeping your seat in Hell extra warm, Dershowitz…

The OJ Simpson story was a crucial part of my childhood because my father was in OJ's pilot Frogmen. He killed Ron and Nicole during post. My dad was on his way to a dubbing session when his agent called and told him OJ was in the Bronco. The show never aired in the U.S.

This is one of the worst headlines I've ever seen. Shame on the editors who wrote this.

If George Bush had any morals he’d endorse Joe Biden. Instead he teams up with Harlan Crow to support more conservative hacks who differ little from Trump politically but don’t say the mean parts out loud.

My Gatsby Musical:
Gatsby—Kermit
Daisy—Miss Piggy
Nick—Gonzo
Tom—Sam the Eagle
Myrtle Wilson—Janice
Meyer Wolfsheim—Rowlf
George Wilson—Fozzie

“I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Amy Winehouse!”

52 years ago today, Charlie Chaplin received his honorary Oscar. It was the only time he ever came back to the U.S. after the state department revoked his visa in 1952, one of the most disgraceful moments in Hollywood history.

It’s time to play another round of “Annie Liebowitz Please Learn How to Light Black People.”

I'm reading Doppelgänger by Naomi Klein and I really want Matthew Gertz from Media Matters to write a similar book called 'I Am Not Matt Gaetz: My Life Being Mistaken as America's Least Favorite Congressman.'

Reminder that ELECTIONS MATTER

The Arizona Supreme Court is a 7-0 court. There is a ballot referendum in November, which should really boost Biden's chances in the state
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Yeah, shit like this is why I wasn’t mourning when Mehdi lost his job at MSNBC.

Watching the eclipse from a beautiful top floor in Washington, D.C.