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Jim Carson

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Yes, I yelled at that cloud. It deserved it.

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Why do people (and by 'people' I mean women) think static cling is a problem to be solved?

When I pull a shirt out of the dryer and give it a shake, and a sock falls out, I think 'Cool! Free sock!' It might even match one of the others I keep on top of the dryer.

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Someone check my math:

There are 8 billion people.

Everyone has a problem.

Bacon solves most problems.

Therefore bacon solves at least 4 billion problems.

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Zoya is talking about climate danger here. Climate is complicated. There is no such thing as 'basic level.'

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133 million views and counting! Wherever it levels off, it will only be surpassed by Elon Musk setting foot on Mars.

Matt Walsh is clearly a talented, utterly reasonable mensch. And yet I'm pretty sure he still managed to marry up!

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People, don't boycott Target! Do this instead:

Go to the Pride section and fill your cart with this crap. Then go to the sporting goods section and change your mind. Leave the cart. Walk out.

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Wordle 659 5/6

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I've heard of it, but I don't think it's a legitimate word.

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