Moved by all the Conan tributes. Had he but lived.

What happened to Coppola?

We’re so BURIED in our PHONES

Yelling 'I'M WALKING HERE' at a tectonic plate

Visiting my family in NJ and felt an earthquake, biggest thing to hit the Garden State since Bon Jovi went electric

This is good but Dean Norris could’ve thrown in a Hank Schrader-style “heh heh heh” for the fans

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

Dylan biopic, Springsteen biopic and my one-man show 'I, Robert Pollard'

I don’t care if Bill Murray can still bust a ghost, I’m worried he might bust a hip, he’s getting old!

The one about TWO guys who suck

Text from a friend who knows me well