As Argentina want athletes to have badge saying 'The Falklands Are Ours' at the Olympics, should we keep them? Vote now bit.ly/t7bODc

Look who I met at lunch today... lbc.co.uk/james-whales-b…

See the photos of my visit to Lord's to take on the GB Archery team in my bid to make the 2012 Olympics! bit.ly/nnoYVN

Do we really need the Faulklands? Give them back to Argentina. And while we're at it, how much will France offer us for the Channel Islands?

Caption competition: What am I saying to Eamonn Holmes? My producer finds this picture hilarious! http://bit.ly/nJtfnz

This is what I'm talking about after 4pm on LBC 97.3. Animal abuse like this upsets me so much. http://bit.ly/r01IvR

The photo I just mentioned... the UK's thickest burglar: http://bit.ly/nHO1e3

Want to see how I spend most of my time? Mainly sitting in good restaurants in Soho: http://bit.ly/pBHfxG

A can of deoderant in your bag could make all the difference on a hot day like this.

Men wearing shorts and flipflops - it's just wrong. And to all of you on the train and tube, please remember two key words: Personal Hygiene

Then, after 5, apparently we're going to get the right to defend our own homes. I refer you to my photograph!

But most importantly, don't forget Drive on LBC in 10 minutes - what are we going to do about Greece?

I'm putting myself about as a sofa consultant - I'll be on This Morning tomorrow at 10.30am. Do you think DFS will be interested?

Justice Minister Kenneth Clarke asks whether community service would be better than jail. No it wouldn't. Bring back the birch.

I'm doing today's LBC show in a shirt I got from TK Maxx over 11 years ago.

Come to our comedy night, in aid of the James Whale Fund For Kidney Cancer, with Jimeoin, Josh Widdicombe & Simon Evans http://bit.ly/lccIug

I'm hosting An Audience With James Whale at the Radlett Centre on Saturday 5th February. Come and see me! http://bit.ly/gBczo5

The diplomat's son filmed kicking and punching a puppy... why do we have to have nasty people like that in the country?

Is anyone being sucked in by Gillian McKeith and her phobias? Come on! She's just desperate to be famous.

If Stephen Fry thinks being interviewed by a journalist is like being mugged or burgled, perhaps he'd like to sit down and chat with me.