Jay-Z not Realizing that the Panthers and Malcolm X, would’ve hated his ass is very funny to me

Been dating this girl for 7 months and today she asked me, why I don't have a girlfriend

bro what the fuck?? an off duty cop in my area was driving drunk and hit someone walking on the highway. instead of calling emergency services, he drove away then came back to look for the body. he put the body in his trunk and drove home. his mom told him to take the body back-

I genuinely despise this idea that every work of fiction needs to be some multistage universe

u guys were makin fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at yall 😭

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

Still think calling white people crackers is funny?

JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t Annie Todd)

i cannot make this shit up i’m bout to quit lmfao

Don’t make me mad

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU

it takes 2 seconds to retweet my vegan holiday delivery plates for the Sacramento area (black owned & made w/ love 🌱💯)

Would yall try to survive a zombie apocalypse?

I gotta stop smoking, thought this bitch was floatin

wHy wOn'T anYoNe wOrk? doN'T tHey wAnt joBs? tHeSe aRe g0od JobS

People aren’t going hungry because we cannot feed the poor. People are going hungry because we cannot satisfy the rich.