“Includes scenic mezzanine”

Yeah, you’re right Kev. I just went out for a walk around Barnet and nearly got attacked by a particularly vicious daffodil.

I know I’ve only got about 3 followers now, and the only responses to this will be pornbots, but – this is gorgeous: youtube.com/watch?v=7c_QZS…

WIN a book of your choice, up to £20!

I will send one person, who retweets my pinned tweet between now and 7pm, any book of their choice, up to £20.

Winner chosen at random.

Retweeting this won't add to your chances of winning, but I'd still REALLY appreciate it!

Ta.

I'm doing a raffle.

Tickets are just £2.

The money raised is going on books for St Paul of the Cross Primary, in Warrington.

Win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice.

Draw tomorrow 5pm!

Details HERE.

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PLEASE RT (thanks).

On my fourth heavily delayed train of the day as I try making my way to Radlett to see the marvellous Chris McCausland - New tour on sale now! 🎫. No pressure Chris, but if you could be *extra* good tonight 🤞🏻

Such a shame there aren’t any Saints-supporting comics, ain’t it? 🤔

Karl Wallinger has died.

The Welsh born songwriter aided Waterboys, formed World Party, and delivered no small amount of baroque neo-psych wonders. Rest in power.

clashmusic.com/news/karl-wall…

Surely this is from Fake Showbiz News?

FREE BOOKS!

I’d lend you my frying pan… 🎶 open.spotify.com/track/4t4RD7Qd…

Sometimes being a freelancer feels like an effing hard slog. And this is one of those times: one day off in the last fortnight, and having to spend as much time and energy chasing payment as doing work. If you employ freelancers, do pay them on time #freelancers

Shout out to Southampton FC fans. Anyone got a spare ticket for the Rotherham United game today? I’m in the area and didn’t get one of the away allocation cos I didn’t know I would be…😇
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These do not feel to be completely unfair judgements.

Just think how much the NHS could save if they never treated any patients 🤔

I'm fully aware this is perhaps one of the most niche requests I could ask for, but does anyone know someone who is fluent/knowledgeable in Sanskrit?

Retweets are perhaps more appreciated than ever.

Can I controversially suggest that actually laughing in the face of a voter’s concerns might not be the strongest election strategy?

Got a big ol’ chunk of money to pay to HMRC by the end of month which, coincidentally, is pretty much the amount of money I’m owed in overdue invoices. If you employ freelancers, *please* pay them on time #freelancer #payontime

Given the tube is expected to run as normal, why aren’t you Great Northern?

The man couldn’t deliver a pizza.