'Now, let's take a look at what you could've won...'

Happy St George's Day..

Happy St George's Day..

Happy St George's Day..

I need to make sure I'm on that first flight to Rwanda, so I can escape this miserable shitpit of a country

Just looked in the fridge for a post midnight weekend snack. Yeah, let's all go mad and eat a fucking lettuce, a bag of mozzarella, and some Aldi margarine.

Just watched Vera Lynn sing We'll Meet Again on BBC2 in about 1973. It was lovely. There were no Nigel Farage's or Nick Ferrari's then, no idiots, no tedious right wing cunts to tweet about it, no tory MPs to weaponise it.

Watching this BBC2 at 60 thing. Without BBC2 none of these performances would even exist. Imagine us without the BBC. We'd have no connection, no forum, no cultural archive, no fucking identity.

I just watched George Michael doing Somebody to Love at The Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert, and now I need you all to vote...on which was the best?

I thought they already played last Saturday. How long does this Coachella shit go on for. Does everyone have to play twice or something? What the fuck is going on. What a tedious festival

He's on the sleeper train from Vienna, and Tony Meo's about to be murdered in the next carriage..

It's actually quite terrifying just how much of a cunt Netanyahu is. America really needs to kill him, before he ends up killing us all..

I'm watching a documentary about the making of Jethro Tull's first album..

Idea for a remake of We Need To Talk About Kevin - but starring Israel as Kevin, Palestine as his sister, and America and Britain as Kevin's parents.

The VIP section for Blur's Coachella gig..

Best car boot sale buy ever. 50p. This Is Your Life board game, inside a leather-effect This Is Your Life book, all lovingly housed inside a matching slipcase with the Thames Television logo on it..

I expect Netanyahu was against it..

Some American kids performing Bloody Well Right by Supertramp..

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Supertramp - Bloody Well Right..

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Just checked out what Nostrodamus said about 2024. It's ok, there's no end of the world Armageddon silliness, it's all global cooling, The Bee Gees reforming, and Klopp winning the quadruple. Phew!