The gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn

And he's quite right

The orc cop movie > every Marvel movie combined. The people responsible for the orc cop cinematic universe really need to step lively.

Fundraising season is off to a great start

I watched a movie called American Fable recently which was largely forgettable except for Toby from The West Wing getting chucked down an empty grain silo and staying there for the majority of the film. Really makes you think.

My doctoral dissertation, unabridged:

'William Blake was a hipster who invented being horny in the 18th century and no one took his brilliant discovery seriously because he wore shirts with pleated ruffles and drew pictures all day.'

A pig eating an apple

Holy shit, what a bargain

Fear and Loathing in the Candy Corn Factory

It's a shame The Walking Dead has consistently sucked ass for 27 seasons because I think we can all agree the fascism is top notch.

Happy birthday eve6, sorry if it was yesterday or whatever

A Serbian Film is less upsetting than James Corden's crosswalk merriment.

I may be a dumb sonofabitch but you kick ice cubes under the refrigerator when you think no one's looking.

my favorite thing about hippies is all they do is smoke dried gila monster venom out of each others penis holes, charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie

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