I think the thing advertisers misunderstand is that no one has any money

Didn’t Biden promise to cure cancer?

you’d be smiling too if you were immortal

Me trying to sneak in snacks to the movie theater

Me: Today’s going to be a great day

My anxiety:

That 'amazing year for rich people' has been kind of a nightmare for most of the rest of us

Hi, I’m Earl Handguns and I’m running for president. I believe that healthcare and dynamite are rights not privileges. I believe they faked the moon landing because I don’t believe the moon is real. Y’all think the moon ain’t something they just taped up there? Come on now.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

MY ARRAKIS
MY DUNE

I want this played at my funeral.

Technically their use of 'POV' is correct, because I do believe healthcare is a right.

It's too bad the two politicians I'm looking at do not.

Congress funding Congress funding
the Pentagon school lunches

Pretty fun how every politician in the united states is like “we need to fund mental health programs” to stop the constant shootings, but then instead of ever doing that they poured all the money into soul-scarring atrocities the likes of which I couldn’t even imagine

99% of all the infighting on the left about how people should vote would be solved with either ranked-choice or approval voting. Both are literally, MATHEMATICALLY better at registering people’s opinions on who should be running things by huge margins. THAT’S the system we need

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