Ew.

What if they want to keep their job? If low trust beckons, profits dip, and the companies pull out, you ain't.

Welp, gotta. #OpenDnD

I log onto twitter and you’re all arguing when you could be expending that effort into retweeting my tweets?

deimos Now I am imagining Kanye and Elon looked each other and said to each other, 'Fuck it, one struggle'

Woah guys, aren't my windows 98 really tech supported.

retweet if your account is armed with several automatic turrents that kill bisexual people upon detection

today is the only day you can retweet this

'You're not supposed to think about it... You're just supposed to consume the product and let it wash over you so you forget about it the instant it's over, like the McNuggets you ate the night before. That's what movies are now.'

Japan and Germany should totally do a collaboration together! What could possibly go wrong? 😏

If the CIA glow in the dark, then what does the FBI do, or MI6.

This genre of post is often funny because they frequently call out people who don’t post on Twitter very often. Rowling seems to jump on Twitter maybe once a week so it’s not shocking that she hasn’t posted about abortion, or anything else, today. Or for the last 5 days in fact.

Which house are you guys?

I'm Slytherin

this shit goes so hard