MA'AM you gave a handy j at a beatlejuice play with TONS of kids around. You don't exactly have a leg to stand on here, baby.

Did Bravo silence Dave Quin cus SIR, we were READY for the tea YESTERDAY. His act is gone. I kept checking it like a loon.

I feel so bad for Carl. You can tell he truly did love Lindsey but has realized it just isn't going to work, and hearing this from his mom and step-dad def sealed the deal for him. You could see the light leave his eyes. #SummerHouse

Carl's step-dad is OVER Lindsey. He wants Carl outta this ASAP. #SummerHouse

I sympathize with Gabby, I have been single for so long, and that's by choice, and it doesn't bother me. But it bothers other people, and it's annoying. The pressure people put on single people to find somebody is ridiculous. Some people go at their own time. #SummerHouse

The way I'd let this man destroy me is truly unhealthy. At least I am self-aware.

In honor of #SummerHouse night, what is a saying that Lindsey has said that you immediately know she said if you didn't know it was her?? Mine is obvi. ' How many sandwiches have you made me?' but don't get me activated is a close sec. She's fascinating to me.

This is by far the healthiest relationship Kristen has ever had. He's trying to help her see what's she's doing wrong, in a calm but direct manor. I like Luke.

Girlll... it's like the jokes write themselves.

He should have known the laws... you see where I am going with this?

It's sad to watch Lauren think that if she has this surgery, her body dysmorphia will go away. That's not how that works. It's a mental health issue, not a plastic surgery issue. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

I also need to see what's doin. I LIVE to go down EVERY isle at EVERY store.

YUP, I have no shame in my game. I may think he's a shit human being, BUT gd that body. I'd have a couple hours of fun with off brand Jason Mamoa.

If I were Kristen, I'd get a billboard and blast that shit. Michelle is AWFUL. I'd spill EVERYTHING if I was Kristen. #TheValley

Michelle would sooner separate salt from sugar than to be married to Jesse. She HATES him. #TheValley

Jesse is a dick, but at least he is self aware, he knows what he can't do. #TheValley

Brock is a great dad to Summer Moon, but an awful dad to his other, too, and both things can be true. #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #vpr

Not the Bubbas flirting 😭😭😭 #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #vpr

Brock played rugby like 27.5 years ago. Can't he like watch the kid?? #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #vpr

Imagine a world where James and Jax are hanging out and at James's HOUSE of all places?? I lit CANT. #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #vpr