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My screed against Alexa's OKRs and what they've done to the product:

residualthoughts.substack.com/p/alexa-change…

Need more coffee shops that air premier league / champions league matches. I can only be expected to resist a 1pm Guinness so many times

If you’re 20-30 and your main circle isn’t
- eating apple slices or ants on a log for snack
- bringing crayons to restaurants
- settling onto their cot for post-lunch nap

Then you need a new circle

Spring in New York

The way this beer went to duke and wrote “cooler than me”

“Temporary.” Are rate cuts really priced in?

4.8? On how many reviews?

I hand-grind coffee beans for my little French press. Some guys are just built different

Getting real “New England saltburn” vibes from this book so far

Which is, tbh, an endorsement

Unfortunately the branding of the Vampire Weekend startup is working on me

Sweetgreen should securitize the cash flows from my orders and sell them off as AAA bonds to mutual funds. Cabbage-backed securities

A rainy day in New York

4 likes and I’ll buy this vintage drafting table, move to a small whaling town in Newfoundland, and become a reclusive novelist / sheep-shearer

This is something I find easy to forget, aside from geography — many / most people in an industry are not aware of much of that industry’s “lore”, even stuff that seems foundational to people who are into it

3!? That’s like, 1 per year. I’d expect a whole lot more based on the number of hamburgers they sell. Tough to model it out, though

Apparently Huberman told like 8 different women on Hinge that he’d name a pre-workout supplement after them

Staring into the sun this morning, athletic greens packets strewn about the ground. A single tear falls down my cheek

The airline industry learning about cognitive biases is a terrible societal tax

Can any of my beautiful followers help me make the decision every man in his thirties must eventually face: should I get an 8sleep?