Here is lost footage of Donald Trump’s 2004 SNl Sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” This sketch is still missing from all SNL DVDs and streams.

Women who jog live about 5.6 years longer on average than women who do not jog. So to the women, I've been chasing in the park you're welcome.

55% of Americans think they are smarter than the average American. For some of you that means more than half.

World naked gardening day: Is an annual holiday celebrating nudism in nature. Just don't step on a rake.

My fortune cookie read, 'Going paperless, my ass!'

The other day I felt a tremor . Being married I assumed I was living on a it's my fault line.

The more stressed you are, the slower your wounds and illnesses heal. Next time I'm injured I'll try to relax.

Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation. I must be eating them wrong.

A kids uncle used a drone to remove his nephew’s loose tooth. Finally, bad dentistry gets high tech!

A worm sent to the International Space Station came back with 2 heads. I think we all know the little head did all the thinking.

Bill Gates has a McDonald's Gold Card for unlimited free fast food. That’s one way to get rid of the 1 percent.

You have a second brain in your gut, called the Enteric Nervous System. This is where the term 'gut feeling' comes from. My second brain always wants Ice Cream.

Baby Pandas have distinct vocalizations: 'wah wah' means unhappy; 'gee gee' means they're hungry; and 'cuckoo' means all is well. Panda is best served with white wine.

Komodo dragons consume up to 80% of their body weight in a single meal. My new nickname Jim 'Komodo' McCue!

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Guy left his wife on cruise ship.

Overthinking can cause hair loss. This sucks because I overthink about my hair loss.

Daniel Radcliffe, who played Harry Potter, was allergic to Harry Potter's iconic glasses. Sounds like the Foureyedious Curse!